So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just want to make out with him forever
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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