sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
