i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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