I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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