im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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