That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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