I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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