I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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