in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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