Porn is love you can see.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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