why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
