Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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