are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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