Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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