Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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