Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
When are your genitals available?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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