And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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