what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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