Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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