Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My liver is preforming stress tests.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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