real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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