drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Your cock deserves a montage
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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