the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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