Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Randomize
