Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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