at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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