Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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