so that wasnt chicken after all
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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