yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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