Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Text me some of your sweat
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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