Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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