Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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