i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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