So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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