I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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