He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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