It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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