i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Come see our sink grown plant.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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