the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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