let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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