At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Randomize
