chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
3 2 1 whiskey
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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