Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
A+ Viking dick
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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