Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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