he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
