he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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