4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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