:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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