Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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