How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I am mentally ready for anal.
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