i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
