It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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