i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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